Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Insert Amusing "Golden Globes" Pun Here

Teddy here again. Yesterday, the Teddy-ette and I sat down to watch the Golden Globes. I was bracing for a long evening of celebrity gossip, fashion commentary and general low-level bafflement on my end, though it ended up being a good take.

For starters, not only were all the stars out, but a good percentage of them were hanging out as well. In fact, if I might wallow briefly, all of the female stars appeared to have broken out their formal evening boobs for the occasion, with the Outstanding Achievement Award in the Field of Excellence being split between Scarlett Johansson and Virginia Madsen. Just about the only celeb to break ranks was Pamela Anderson, which was the equivalent of M.L. Carr declining to participate in Towel Wavers Appreciation Day.

However, on a sadder note, the former coolest guy in the freaking universe (aka Harrison Ford) continued his downward spiral into Nicholson-ian self-parody by showing up tanked and looking like everyone's drunk Uncle Mickey. The guy made Blade Runner, The Empire Strikes Back, and Raiders of the Lost Ark in a three-year span, and he's now reduced to sub-Dean Martin schtick. I can't help but blame Anne Heche for all this, though I don't pretend to have all the dots connected yet. Stay tuned for further updates as events warrant.

Sully and Murph return tomorrow.

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